theological dinner conversations

Interesting conversation at dinner tonite:

J: Jesus has a mom named Mary and a dad named Joseph.
Me: I thought God was Jesus' dad.
J: No! God is his grandpa!
Me: Really? Where did you hear that?
J: Nowhere, I just made it up.

There is so much commentary could add, but will refrain from.

sharing is nice.

J: When I go to work, I will go to the bank on Tuesday and Saturday.
Me: Oh, you want to work in a bank? What will you do there?
J: I will give people money, if they don't have any.